Monday, March 20, 2006

Osama bin Laden guest appearances on niece's reality show spark outrage


An upcoming "reality show," starring Osama bin Laden's niece has sparked outrage, protests and riots around the United States. Wafah Dufour, daughter of terrorist bin Laden's half-brother Yeslam, stars in the television series following her quest to achieve success in the music business.

The September 11th Family Association demanded the show be axed before it was aired. A Family Association spokeswoman yesterday said that the show "is an absolute disgrace. " Producer Judith Regan, the publishing whiz, defended her decision to make the reality show: "Wafah may be related to Osama - but she isn't him. She's a beautiful young woman who is gifted and trying to find her own way in life. "


The public outcry and protests, however, turned to riots when it was revealed that Osama bin Laden would make several guest appearances on the series. All This Is That has obtained clips of several of bin Laden's appearances in the program. In one scene, bin Laden's niece, Wafah, accidentally discloses the location of Osama's hideout. The clip shows Osama, his wives, and lieutenants running around Keystone Kops style, trying to get everything packed up before the Americans arrive.

A second show's plot details bin Laden falling in love with a 15 year old Jewish girl, and comically attempting to convince her parents to allow her to join his harem.

In a third episode of the program, Osama's niece guest stars on Sesame Street and brings along "my famous uncle," who attempts to convince Bert and Ernie to convert to Islam.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for the show!

In the last month, All This Is That seems to have become a favorite place for politicians and others to disclose scandals and outrages. How did that happen?

Anonymous said...

Revolting that Jusith Regan chooses to profit directly off of the slaughter of 3000 innocent Americans.

Anonymous said...

One can only hope that Wafah lives up to her sultry (slutty?) image and that the news gets back to Osama. That would piss the sanctimonious, polygamous, hypocritical a**hole off...

Keekee Brummet said...

Besides being a murderer, he sure is a humorless prig! /jack