Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Howard Stern: Let's Put Saddam Back In Office!



"We give Saddam Hussein a nice shave, hand him back his old uniform, and put him back in office."

Howard Stern says in Esquire's What I've Learned feature. . .


"Let him tame that f- place. We need this guy. He's the only one who can calm everybody down. Who else is going to do that? This guy was unbelievable. "

"Sure, he had to zap a few guys on their [testicles] to get them in line, but, man, look at what he did. He was no problem. In fact, he kept the Iranians at bay. He helped keep the balance over there. He was more afraid of the Taliban than we are."

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1 comment:

El Snoozo said...

What a mess this has become, so much so,that this almost seems like " Hey that might be a good idea." for a second.

I don't know if I agree with the whole premise though..If you need to rule over a people and it seems like the best method is frying testicles and torture, what does that say about said people?

Wait aren't we adopting those principles?..Hmmmm