We play dodgeball,
But can’t see the ball.
We bob and weave
Through unseen hazards and shoals
And almost always feel less safe
Than we actually are.
"A man who has had sex with over 700 cars has revealed how he had his first physical experience of car love with a Volkswagen Beetle.
"Edward Smith, 63, told Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden on This Morning how he was “tempted one night to step outside” to make love to the neighbour’s car as a young teen, having first become attracted to cars in 1965.
". . .Edward is sexually attracted to machines – and as well as having sex with cars, has also had a relationship with a helicopter and planes, claiming they are all better than women.
“I began an interest in the beauty of cars when I was turning just 15 years of age,” revealed Edward, from Washington in the US. Go here to read the entire article in The Mirror and see the brief video clip (SFW more or less).